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Restroom Signs

Topic: Singles Humor

Fred Gansky (Click on authors name for bio)

Posted: Wednesday, December 24th 2008

Thanks to LA Singles Society member Cathy Goodman for the following contribution:

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom

Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.

Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.

Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC

Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.

The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.

Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.

Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ

It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.

Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ

Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both

Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.

Revolution Books
New York , New York .

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less

Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ

You're too good for him.

Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA

No wonder you always go home alone.

Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA

 ~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~

 A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it

Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX



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